...because Levain cookies cost money.
Many of my loved ones know, I love chocolate chip cookies. I mean really, really love them. As in, I daydream about them and ask for them for my birthday and had everyone eat them the night before my wedding (ps, got married, more on that later). I even have approximately 20 choc. chip cookies recipes saved to Pinterest because they all claim to be the BEST recipe and I need to discover which is the greatest for myself.
Anyway, for years I'd been hearing about cookies from this tiny shop in New York City called Levain Bakery and I knew I would eventually need to get there. At this point in the post it's time for me to acknowledge my Aunt Nicole for planting this seed in the first place. Many thanks to her love and devotions to sweets. If it weren't for you, Nic, my family never would have known about this place.
So, my first time in New York was last October. We just stayed for one night, as we were on our way to Boston. The only thing I wanted to do my first time in New York was try these cookies. Due to a series of unfortunate events, we missed the bakery hours by just a couple minutes! As in, we arrived to NYC at 6:47pm and the shop closed at 7. And yes it was more than a 13-minute walk away.
Fast forward to planning this trip. I'm a tiny bit obsessed with planning things down the minute. Maybe it's from having one too many experiences like aforementioned disaster. So, Jason and I had 2 days in New York City, and other than seeing a Broadway show, our weekend revolved around eating Levain* cookies. I had the weekend planned to perfection-- including travel time, casual hang-out time, and "sit on a bench in the Met because I'm tired from waking up at 3:30a to catch a 5am megabus that made me so carsick I almost fainted" time.
Or so I thought.
Picture this:
It's 3:22pm. We're 22 minutes behind schedule, but that's nothing to sweat about. I mean the line at Levain, can't be too long, can it??? We stroll through Central Park to reach Levain (that was our first mistake-- should have power-walked). We see the line. We think it must be for something else. Jason walks to the front of the line. Nope, it's definitely for Levain. We say, "No worries. It's 3:52. We got all the time in the world!!" Between now and our Top of the Rock reservation at 5:45, our only job is to get cookies, see our friend Ashley, and change into nice clothes. Line crawls. I think it's moving but I have no idea. I eyeball how many feet we've moved. I estimate 5 ft in 10 min. I try calculating the rate at which line is moving. Line's too long. I give up.
I text Ashley asking if the cookies are worth it; she's obligated to say yes. Lol. She knows how long we've waited. I send a text to my mother. We're needing extra encouragement at this point. No response. I know she'd say yes. We wait. It's cold. We finally reach the door. It's 4:48.
The next few minutes are full of sweet bakery scents, warm air on our faces, frantic cookie decisions, and realizing there's nowhere to sit because the bakery's packed.
We emerge from the bakery. We briefly go around the corner to try a bite of cookie before sprinting to the subway station. I take Bite 1. I'm in heaven. A stranger stops us, asking why anyone would wait in a line that long. I give a concise cookie review. I'm impressed by my review, as is Jason. I realize I was born to be a Cookie Critic. I take Bite 2. Again, bliss. We realize we must go. We rush past the cookie-waiters. I imagine holding the bag of cookies like a trophy shaking it in the air. I realize that'd be rude. I settle for a picture of me happily eating the cookie with the line in the background (scroll down for pics). It's 4:54 and we are basically running. I have a friend to see and a surprise dinner reservation at 6:30; nothing can stop us...even looking like tourists.
We get back to our hotel. We sit there eating the cookies. We ordered and paid for 5. Jason realizes they gave us 6. I realize New York City is on our side. The cool Top of the Rock employee, the extra cookie, my friend who is on her way to see us. All is well, all is well.
*Author's note to the locals: Do I call it Levain or Levain's? Please weigh in on this.
**Author's note: upon reading this, I noticed I sound selfish when I refused to leave the Levain line. I want to clarify Jason has been to the Big Apple five or six times and has done everything, seen everything. He knows we'll be back. He kindly let me choose how we spent the weekend.
Pictures to summarize what I've just written about:
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At the Met, hours before knowing the predicament we'd be in |
Stopping to take pics in Central Park like it's our job |
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Hmm that last picture was a little dark. Let's try a selfie! |
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Picture of line, post cookie purchase. If you squint, you can see all the humans lining up. |
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Picture with my prize and the line of humans |
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Calmly eating dinner |
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After seeing An American in Paris:) We loved it! |
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Ashley, who I love more than the Top of the Rock |
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Me eating that 6th cookie two days later in Washington DC. I heated it in the microwave for 9 seconds. It blew me away. |